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This one goes out to all my bitches. | THE SPATTERING FIDGETS OF J.R. GOLDBERG

This one goes out to all my bitches.

Welp, I’m not going to deny the fact that it has been a while….  but you know, sometimes shit goes down, and life hands you fist-loads of dookie, with shards of candy poking out of its sides.  I have received a grip of emails over the last several months, from people either questioning wether I had died and my ghost has simply been updating my twitter account, or outright DEMANDING that I update my site.  I can’t help but feel simultaneously flattered and horribly irritated (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

Anyhow, this is for you.  I felt it a bizarrely appropriate afterthought that I update my blog on Easter (despite being of Jewish descent).  Like Jesus, today my corpse rises from the pastel-colored celestial Egg of Rebirth, to don my magical Armor of Peeps, and mount the Giant Bunny of Salvation, to cleanse the souls of the damned with my candy-lasers of cleanliness.

BZZZZZTT!!  BZZZZZZZOWWW!  BZZZZZZZZTTT!!!

Okay, you’re clean.

So, here’s the poop.  Thanks to the full-time jobbery and work-hardery, I saved enough funds to erect a proper screen printing lab!  We ain’t talking a kiddie set up, neither.  Kinks are in the process of getting smoothed, and it should be in full swing by the end of the month.  I’m hoping to put up a site that is strictly print-related, with my small operation going by the name “Robber Fly Prints”, but also working in conjunction with PaperDevil, another upcoming print site.  I will not only be producing my own super-fancy items, but also working collaboratively with other artists to make awesome collab-printsets and other print-media available to you lovely peeps.

I have much on the table at the moment, but I will be snapping photos and documenting it along the way to share with yous.  Expect upcoming print-posts, showing all who don’t know, the process of what goes into a single print.

So dats it, doods.  I have handed you the poop.  I hope to be posting more consistently, but if I do happen to disappear, please don’t yell at me.

11 Thoughts on “This one goes out to all my bitches.

  1. Stephanie on April 4, 2010 at 11:48 pm said:

    Well can I just say that my eyes are thoroughly pleased by this site?

  2. The Cunch is back in da house! And by ‘house’, I mean ‘blog’.
    RAISE THE ROOF.

  3. Wicabeth on April 5, 2010 at 12:23 am said:

    Good to see you posting again. I was getting worried about the lack of activity. Can’t wait to see and hear more about the printing!

  4. hooray! maybe our thingy with the stuff will happen this year.

  5. Hurrah! It just goes to show that if you irritate the shit out of someone enough, you’ll get what you want. Maybe that’s why I have no friends… OHHHH WELLLL.

    I can’t wait to see your new material. It shall be great fun. Also, sorry about all of my yellings.

    I have to go now because I smell burning wood and I think my house may be on fire.

  6. D.Mulish on April 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm said:

    I thought you diiied!!

  7. Tycho S. on April 7, 2010 at 5:24 pm said:

    I can’t wait! You are an awesome artist, I’d love to have a print o’ yours!

    Keep at that ol’ Nine-tuh-Five! Soon enough you’ll be living my dream of being a pro artist, I’m sure of it! (lucky bastard)

    Too bad I can’t draw/paint/anything worth shit… <- (personal problems)

    But der cunch is releasing it's sweet art goo now…that means goodness for me…thanks! Can't wait!

  8. dude, you are so awesome at what you do.
    gotta call you back. i’ve been thrown between 3 jobs and print co-op meetings. now i’ve got two jobs. a meeting and a j-r-goldberg on my mind.

  9. Praise the corpse christ for this news!

    I’ve had this fistful of dollars, getting damp and sticky in my hot little hamfist, trying desperately to give it to you for ARTS. I’ve repeatedly thrust my hand at the monitor, but I don’t think PAYPALS works with this site. MAYBE THE NEW SITE?

  10. Jhonen’s prints look awesome, I’m definitely getting one. With a start like that, I figure your print-conjuring career will flourish. My divinations are rarely wrong…

    Sorry for the double-post, but, quite frankly, you’re awesome.

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