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Pistol Youth – In My Eyes from Pistol Youth on Vimeo.

Jhonen was kind enough to point me in the direction of this awesome, and rather unsettling video from Pistol Youth.  It satiates the part of me that wears nude-colored pantyhose that have slid down my legs, and has menopausal hot-flashes.

Fat-blasting bath salts? Someone Helps!!

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I find this packaging to be absolutely hilarious, and felt it essential to share with you inter-peeps.  My poor Japanese reading skills have informed me that this pouch of dirt-colored bath salts is supposed to aid in weight loss.  Thus, the fat little stick figure centered in the medical cross.

Bravo, Engrish, bravo!

Terrifying, dark times.

Have a seat, a cup of tea perhaps. This is a touch on the long, and ranty side.

Although I am sure that you’ve all been bombarded with election 08′ news coverage, commercials, and so fourth, I feel that I must do my part in urging everyone to register, and vote this year.  I find this particular election to be not only one of the most important, but one of the most frightening.  I know that digesting the constant vomiting of misinformation, and ridiculously childish jabs from both of our candidates, has been a taxing, and rather depressing spectacle.  Unfortunately, because of the media, and the creation of wrong information coming from both Obama, and McCain it is important to do your own legwork in researching the correct information, and thusly, making an informed decision.  I have been frequenting FactCheck.org to double check mine.

Now for my personal outlook:  We run the tremendous risk of having seated in the oval office a crusty old codger, with even crustier propositions for our country, followed around by an horrendously anti-feminist and ignorant, puppet of a hockey mom.  With the two of these buffoons in the cockpit, we will surely end up IN HELL.  The rich will continue get richer, the middle class will become the lower class, and the lower class will become homeless.  The mentions of a second Great Depression have been brought up time, and again.  The rights of women will hang even more so in the balance than they already do; as the McCain/Palin ideal seems to dictate that women should have no say in what happens to their own bodies, as they are to be ruled by ancient Christian morals.  We will continue our wars, and our ties with foreign countries will continue to unravel, while a second Vietnam continues to kill off innocent people from both sides.  Not to mention our disintegrating environment will worsen, and we’ll still be dependent on foreign countries for our energy sources.  Unbelievable, and scary.

Even though I feel that Hillary, and Al Gore should have been in control, and truly be the ones repairing the endless damage that our current slow-witted president has wreaked, Obama is a bright gentleman who has the potential to mend our ravaged country.

If you have not registered to vote yet, the time is nigh. Every little bit helps, so PLEASE, do not consider your voice to be an insignificant one.  In a time where most individuals seem jaded, and riddled with apathy, GIVE A DAMN.  SAVE YOURSELVES!

PLEASE GIVE YOUR SUPPORT. REGISTER.  NOW.
If my rant has even gotten one of you to point, click, and register, then god dammit… I’m happy.

Thank you muchly for reading.

Jenny Goldberg

Ancient electronics still have a purpose.

It is not often that I am blown away by the remixing of songs, but James Houston has rolled up with his mad-skills, and absolutely blasted my knickers off. His remix of the Radiohead’s “Nude”, is completely comprised of synchronized ghostly bleeps, bloops, and grinds of archaic electronic equipment, ranging from relic printers to aged scanners. In short, inspiring.

Please, rub this on your face, and enjoy its soft, nutty texture.

Shooting at Dinosaurs.

Greetings, s’been a while since I last posted anything…  so, in an act of total nerd-dom, I am posting this brilliant Smythe find.  Jurassic Park Trespasser is one of the first games with physics, and is played from the perspective of a pair of tits with a flailing noodle appendage.  An über talented SA goon put together these videos where he plays the entire Trespasser game, while narrating about the history/general editorial.  This is quite the hoot, if I do say so myself.  WATCH, and BEHOLD!

I believe this is your sandwich.

Jhonen brought this nugget of gold to my attention, and it is truly brilliant.

Have a sit. Whatcha this.

My friend Smythe Higgins alerted me to these awesome videos…  I felt they should be shared with the world.  EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS!!!

I don’t wanna ruin the surprise.  Just click the linkies…  Please…  Do it.

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My life was certainly altered by these.

THE FUTURE IS NOW.

To everyone that happens upon this wee poop-zone, salutations!  I have finally become part of this futuristic, inter-slice-junk, after many years of remaining in a technologically hermitized state. I’ll eventually be posting up my artworks for the viewing, as this will become my lil’ inter-home and portfolio.