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Archive for September, 2008

I’m a fucking wizard.

I’ve dugg the shit that Brad Neely has thrown for quite some time…  but this episode I done dugged as one of my favorites.  You kiddies should pop over, and oggle Mr. Neely’s other witty, and historically accurate videos, if you respond strongly to this one.

PS: The title of this post comes from one of the few flash tub games, notably named “The Stupid Room“…  give it a go.  It will make you shit your pants.

Gocco Printin’.

Hi-dee-hi-dee-ho, littluns!

I recently puked up this little dealy, (which I have dubbed “Hop-Skip”) and for your veiwing pleasure I thought I’d slap it up here.  It depicts a shifty looking, dual-headed jump roper, surrounded by a border of childishly rendered venus flytraps.  This piece was printed as a 4-part separation, on my wee gocco press.  One could use the analogy: Gibson Les Paul™ is to Guitar Hero guitar as screen-printing is to Gocco press, to describe this sadly dying printmedia-type.

This lil’ print measures at 11×8.5in, and has a limited run of 28 editions.  It will soon be available for purchase at my future etsy shop.


Ancient electronics still have a purpose.

It is not often that I am blown away by the remixing of songs, but James Houston has rolled up with his mad-skills, and absolutely blasted my knickers off. His remix of the Radiohead’s “Nude”, is completely comprised of synchronized ghostly bleeps, bloops, and grinds of archaic electronic equipment, ranging from relic printers to aged scanners. In short, inspiring.

Please, rub this on your face, and enjoy its soft, nutty texture.

Updates!

Salutations, peepsies.  I know that the frequency of my posts have taken a bit of a nose-dive, so I feel I should post a wee update.

At the moment, I am working on two books for young readers (which I am both writing and illustrating), and I’ve been slappin’ down the inks with my little Gocco press; hand-printing some limited edition prints to sell in an etsy shop.  Finally, I’m preparing some paintings for an art show that SLG will be having in December.  I will post more when I have more to tell. Pooonch!!

Aside from all that, I have been avidly collecting, and pinning insects.

I’ll be sure to post images of the bits n’ bobs I am working on, but until then, watch this video of a gent in Thailand who makes disturbingly realistic human body parts out of bread.

Doodletimes.

Often, when sitting in a public place with a fellow art-type-person, a dirty piece of paper is slid back n’ forth, and scribbled onto, in order to pass the time.  I thought I would share with you this crap-tacular hunk-o-doodles pooped out by myself, and Jhonen at a wee tea place.

Note:  Most of my drawings are more darkly lined… and some of these horrible creations are an exquisite-corpses of sorts.

POONF!

To view commentary, and see into the minds of us arteests, go here!

Shooting at Dinosaurs.

Greetings, s’been a while since I last posted anything…  so, in an act of total nerd-dom, I am posting this brilliant Smythe find.  Jurassic Park Trespasser is one of the first games with physics, and is played from the perspective of a pair of tits with a flailing noodle appendage.  An über talented SA goon put together these videos where he plays the entire Trespasser game, while narrating about the history/general editorial.  This is quite the hoot, if I do say so myself.  WATCH, and BEHOLD!