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Archive for January, 2009

Sexy People

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Not unlike the “Sexy People” website, which is AMAZING (by the way), I also collect unusual photos of people.  I happened to have these scanned already, so as an ode to Sexy People….  “Dona” from 1948, and this fabulous couple I have dubbed “Howard and Ruth”, because there are no visible names on the photo.  It looks to be from the late 50′s.  Whenever I can dig up my other photos, I will most certainly post those.

God bless you, Sexy People.

Horrors of PRON.

fop-27-enemy_hammock1A favorite PRON image from SomethingAwful.com’s “Horrors of Pornography” section.  You can see every tooth in the mouth of that girl on the lower left!  Impressive!  Speaking of which, Zack Parsons is my hero.

Ahhh, Scotland.

Rifling through some old picture files, I stumbled upon this gem I scanned in High School.  It came from an encyclopedic book about Scotland and its customs.  So, what have you learned about Scotland today, kids?upskirtscott

Batman FAIL

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My poor Dad was sad that Failblog.org hadn’t accepted his entry, so I thought I’d throw it up here, as an ode to him.

I used the image from “John, herald to the planet eater’s” flickr, and LOLbuilder for the text.

Yeah, I dig the Golden Girls… What of it?


Pistol Youth – In My Eyes from Pistol Youth on Vimeo.

Jhonen was kind enough to point me in the direction of this awesome, and rather unsettling video from Pistol Youth.  It satiates the part of me that wears nude-colored pantyhose that have slid down my legs, and has menopausal hot-flashes.

Hurl.

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Here is the straight ink for a print that I am working on, that I have lovingly entitled “Hurl”.  Don’t ask what is coming out of her mouth.  No, really.  Don’t ask.  This should be all printed up gocco-style, on wood paper in the next few days!  Woo hoo!  I will toss up a followup post with images of dur finished product.

Fat-blasting bath salts? Someone Helps!!

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I find this packaging to be absolutely hilarious, and felt it essential to share with you inter-peeps.  My poor Japanese reading skills have informed me that this pouch of dirt-colored bath salts is supposed to aid in weight loss.  Thus, the fat little stick figure centered in the medical cross.

Bravo, Engrish, bravo!

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Hey, my goony little zine got a wee bit of press!

Neat!!  Thanks to my friend Andy Yang, at the Small Science Collective for notifying me!

PS:  You can download your very own fold-up zine here.